Welcome! Come on in! Take a seat! Let me make some tea. Oh, this apron? Yes, I sewed it from t-shirts. Help yourself to a cupcake, I just baked a fresh batch! Why thank you, I like this lipstick too!
...no, I won't make you a sandwich just because I'm a woman in the kitchen.
No, I'm not caving to a patriarchal standard of beauty because I like wearing dresses.
Yes, that really is a picture of my girlfriend and me. Yes, as in my partner.